A word on the title...

I seem to remember reading a book called "Tales of a Fourth Grade nothing" by Judy Blume when I was younger (I think it was one of the "Fudge" series - if anybody wants to rediscover their childhood, they can always read it and let me know), so I just adapted the title a bit. After all, us language assistants are teachers, but we're not teachers, depending on who you talk to, where we are, and what we are supposed to be doing at the time.